If you’re going to be on television in a piece about blogging, have a manicure, because I can guarantee you that the camera crew will want to shoot video of you typing and if you have, say, been biting your cuticles EVERYONE WILL KNOW. Also maybe clean off the keyboard so that everyone in your viewing area doesn’t see that you sometimes eat Hershey’s kisses while you’re working. And possibly remember to get a glass of water ahead of time, because pretend blogging can make you really really thirsty.

(Guess what I’m doing right now! Not awkward at all!)