entirely true, but exaggerated for comic effect
typed entirely on my iPhone

I am writing this on my phone, sitting at the gate at O’Hare waiting to go home. I think the romance of traveling is worn off; my laptop got frisked coming through security and I was attacked by a self-flushing toilet. I’m ready to be home. And stay there, for at least three weeks.

Tomorrow I will tell you about how Chris and I had a bra fitting in Chicago — the short version is that it was a total bust. And not in a good way.

Also you can blame NaBlPoMo for this lame post. The end.


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At least you managed to fit in a pun.

I too am getting better at the touch screen … however, I have a Touch not a Phone, but I imagine it’s much the same. Way to go - and enjoy your time at home!

I’ve got to ask, how did the attack of the toilet go?

Was this before or after the turkey sandwich? I think the sandwich helped fuel your creativity.

I can’t wait to hear about the bra fitting. Seriously.

Many years ago, when I first started travelling by myself, I accidentally knocked my purse from the counter into the sink in an airport bathroom. This triggered the automatic faucet, which doused my handbag… I guess you could say I was attacked by the sink if it makes you feel better. (This was really before the automatic faucets were so common– I was unfamiliar with them and groggy from being sick on the plane…)

I find that the best blogging stories start with traveling and end with bra-hysteria. Or something.

I recently had a fantastic bra experience… moving from the sports bra to the “real” bra after over 10 years of only the former. It was hysterical. And ridiculous… home it gives you a little giggle after an irritating day. http://aquestionofperspective.com/girl-bras/

Just saw your twitter about turkey emails, and I am so tempted to bombard you with silly turkey questions!

My son, too, was attacked by a self flushing toilet and TO THIS DAY TWO YEARS LATER refuses to go anywhere near ” Robot Toilets “.

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