entirely true, but exaggerated for comic effect
these are the moments that make the cell phone bill totally worthwhile

Wade: Hello.

Me: Here is why we need to buy that house your mom called about.

Wade: Yes?

Me: Huge master suite, blah blah blah, with HIS AND HERS BATHROOMS, INCLUDING WHIRLPOOL TUB.

Wade: Okay! Make an offer!

Me: Your own bathroom. WITH A WHIRLPOOL TUB.

Wade: Make ‘em an offer.

Me: It’s the bathroom you’ve been dreaming of.

Wade: Yep.

Me: I’ll see you later.

Wade: Okay.


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Is there a whirlpool tub for me? I’m moving in.

So…did you make an offer?

And … was there an offer made?

Good luck and, of course, keep us updated!

See, you knew there was a reason you needed a cell phone.

Well?

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