entirely true, but exaggerated for comic effect
nothing! I have nothing!

I have worn the same two pairs of shoes every day for the past week.

I have not remembered to photograph them even once.

I have written five million words, all of them e-mails.

The only pants I can zip are either dry clean only or require ironing.

I wore a skirt today and forgot to photograph that, too.

I am wearing fleece yoga pants now.

Wade has stomach flu.

We have an entire homemade lasagna in the fridge.

Wade made it. And then came down with stomach flu.

I ate it anyway, and it was delicious.

I do not want to get the stomach flu, although that might solve the pants problem.

I am going to bed.  The end.


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Sweet dreams :)

Fingers crossed for you that you don’t start the vomiting.

Sometimes there’s nothing for it but lasagna and yoga pants.

Hey, don’t knock wearing the same two pairs of shoes. I often do that. Good luck not getting sick. (Although I have to admit, stomach flu is the world’s greatest diet)

I hear ya, Susan. I can’t zip my pants either, I’ve got a baby so sick with a head cold that she can’t nurse and cried all night long, the smoke alarm outside our bedroom door started beeping its “battery dying” alert at 4 a.m.–just when everyone finally WAS sleeping, of course–, my husband is preparing to leave on an unexpected out-of-town trip that will leave me without a car for three days, and the other night I woke up with a pinched nerve in my neck so severe I could not move.

So…..you want to have a glass of wine?

I sometimes wish for the stomach flu myself. That would totally knock the socks off my Weight Watchcers weigh-in. That doesn’t make me weird, does it?

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