entirely true, but exaggerated for comic effect
life guard corps(e)

I’m back! Did you miss me?

(Contest winner will be announced tomorrow, I promise. Also OMG you all are funny! And you all appear to need new t-shirts!)

We had a great time at the beach; the weather was beautiful and our house was fantastic and cocktail hour started early every single day. Perfect.

The only unusual thing was this:

Beach house decore (WTF?!?)

That’s not the least bit scary after one too many drinks. No no not at all.


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Well, he’s erm…kind of…buff. In a no-necked, squishy sort of way. At least he wasn’t any competition for the husband.

I’m stone-cold sober and that thing is scaring the crap out of me.

Too bad i didnt come across this blog before. Great stuff you got here. Thanks.

And to think, at some point in time someone had the thought, “Oh my gosh! I know exactly what would look perfect here, a giant Cabbage Patch lifeguard! Now where can I find one of those?”

Uh…I need a back-story on the lifeguard doll. ASAP.

Also scary on an empty stomach.

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