When Heather B came to visit me last summer, Henry was having a big Milano cookie phase (understandable, really). He was also FINALLY starting to read everything all the time, which included the suggested serving information for pretty much all the food we put on the table.
I typically go with a one (or two) cookies per customer limit at snack time, because the LAST thing my children need is more sugar, but of course Henry got hold of the bag and reported to me that “The suggested serving size for these cookies is THREE cookies.” Which made Heather laugh so hard she had to leave the room, I’m pretty sure.
On Friday morning, when I went to get him out of bed and he burrowed under the covers because maybe MAYBE if he hides THIS will be the morning that I can’t FIND him and he won’t have to get up — when I went and sat on the bed like I always do and patted him and asked what he wanted for breakfast so that he could have five more minutes in bed while I got things going, he said, from under the covers, “I would like some oatmeal.”
“Okay,” I said, “I’ll go put the kettle on.”
And then his little hand shot out from under the comforter with two fingers sticking up in a V, and he said, “I would like TWO ADULT SIZE SERVINGS, please.”
And that is exactly what I gave him. The end.
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Someone will be spending a lot of time at the potty presumably?
By slynnro on 01.13.08 9:49 pm | Permalink
What a sweet little guy.
My friend’s son is fixated on expiration dates on food. You should get your boys together…
By Crisanne on 01.13.08 9:56 pm | Permalink
Hee hee. I can totally picture my almost-five-year-old obsessing about that stuff when he starts reading.
By All Adither on 01.13.08 10:14 pm | Permalink
Wait a minute! The serving size is 3 cookies. All this time I have been eating 2. You thank that little guy from a very happy woman, because if it says it on the box then YOU HAVE TO DO IT. At least where cookies are concerned.
By Wendy on 01.14.08 9:41 am | Permalink
Mmmm. Milano cookies. That Henry know what’s up.
By barbetti on 01.14.08 10:00 am | Permalink
I’m starting to gather evidence of why Mike and I want a baby so desperately. When people quiz us, I’m going to direct them here first. I hope that’s OK with you.
By She Likes Purple on 01.14.08 10:22 am | Permalink
I laugh when my sister spells things out in front of my 6 & 9 year olds - yes, she does - when the world’s their oyster and they use their brains against me, all the time.
Your kids are a delight.
By Lisa Milton on 01.14.08 10:42 am | Permalink
What I love most is that both H&C are completely clueless to how funny they’re being. It’s the inflection in Henry’s voice that makes it hilarious, he’s dead serious about the number of cookies. And my god, need I go into the ‘who did you play with?’ conversation? I think not.
Needless to say they are both very charming and wonderful kids. They’re really, really great.
By Heather B. on 01.14.08 11:08 am | Permalink
That is the cutest! Did he manage to eat his two adult servings?
By arduous on 01.14.08 12:01 pm | Permalink
The boy knows what he wants, good man. So freaking cute!
By Stephanie on 01.14.08 12:07 pm | Permalink
Ahhhh, the things I have to look forward to…
By Marlee on 01.14.08 1:54 pm | Permalink
bwahahahhaaha!
By Kian on 01.14.08 3:46 pm | Permalink
I would just be thrilled that my son would eat oatmeal voluntarily. Sadly, that doesn’t happen in this house, let alone TWO servings.
By Raven on 01.14.08 4:30 pm | Permalink
i’m with wendy! i’ve only been eating two! and now i HAVE to eat three!
thanks, henry. i needed that.
By janet on 01.14.08 11:43 pm | Permalink
will he teach my daughter how to read the serving limits? obviously, i don’t do so well in the department.
By gorillabuns on 01.15.08 12:54 pm | Permalink
“Two adult sized servings, please” is what I say whenever I order a margarita. Or pumpkin pie.
By kerrianne on 01.16.08 12:07 am | Permalink
looks like you may have a furture dietitan on your hands!
By Punk Rock Mom on 01.16.08 2:22 pm | Permalink
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