Charlie: I took my diaper off!

Wade: Great, buddy! Where’s the diaper?

Charlie: In my room.

Wade: (in Charlie’s room) Charlie, where’s the diaper?

Charlie: I put it away!

Wade: Okay–where did you put it away?

Charlie: In my drawer!

(Sound of Wade opening and closing dresser drawers.)

Me: WHERE IS THE DIAPER?

Wade: In the drawer with the clean diapers.

Charlie: Yeah! I put it away!

Wade: Great, buddy, thanks.