entirely true, but exaggerated for comic effect
guaranteed to make the Baby Jesus cry

Me: Charlie, look! Your class is going to have a pizza party! It’s a Happy Birthday Baby Jesus party! How fun!

Charlie: Yeah, I’m good with pizza, but not with Jesus.

Nope, I don’t know where that came from. Also, this morning, on the way in to school, he said, “Dammit this bag is HEAVY.” Argh.

Have you been looking at the contest entries? How about your own set of After School Specials? They come in a Trapper Keeper, even!

Don’t forget to add YOUR recommendations! The contest runs through December 15th, which is sooner than you think, especially if (like me) you haven’t finished Christmas shopping. Dammit.


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OMG! More proof that Tom and your kids would love eachother. Tom’s always coming out with pearlers like that! It does make me wonder where he gets it from!

J. started casually dropping “dammits” into conversation recently. We are to ignore it; difficult when you want to simultaneously weep and laugh.

He also called his brother a miscreant the other day. (He’s five. JUST five.)

Hooo boy, that’s funny. Seriously, I’m like, snorting over here.

Catholic school may be wasted on that one….

Hoo. Charlie makes me laugh!

I do not know how you are going to choose one winner–the selection is amazing! Many grins from looking through the items :-)

Charlie. I just love his quotes these days. What a kid.

You know what Bryce’s latest profanity is? “Great craps!”

I kid you not.

My son says holy crap…a lot. He also hates everyone and everything at least twice a day. ANd it doesn’t matter that we’ve told him that isn’t nice, is a bad word, etc, he hates everyone and everything…and he’ll list it.

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