The last time I really committed to keeping my house clean was when I was pregnant with Charlie; I had a schedule of what days I would clean what things (Monday: bathrooms, Tuesday: kitchen, Wednesday: mop hardwood). It’s possible that I was nesting but it’s more likely that I was completely losing my mind because OMG I AM HAVING A BAYBEE WTH WAS I THINKING AAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!

Don’t pretend you don’t know what I’m talking about. Because you do. (more…)