Early this morning, the FedEx man rang my doorbell. I was waiting for him, of course, because he was bringing me a pony! Or something.
Call me crazy, but I’m pretty sure this box does not have a pony inside it.
Hmm that’s an awfully small box for a pony. FedEx agrees — see where it says “Small Box”? Although I guess it could be the kind of pony that you add water to and it grows, like sea monkeys.
