entirely true, but exaggerated for comic effect
you would tell me if I were drooling, wouldn’t you?

The entire left side of my face is numb right now, which is really slowing me down. I had two of my four cavities filled this morning (I know, I originally said there were THREE but I was WRONG, how fun is that?) and now every time I go to put ChapStick on (which is about every 48 seconds because I am addicted) I rub it all over my face.

Sexay. (more…)




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